Section 3-4 in the Detroit City Council Code:
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In the event that a council member subjecs the president to a suggestive insult that whose nature speaks to the physical paucity of either:
a)physical height (as measured with shoes from the floor to the highest point on the head)
b)hair (on head only)
c)upper chest circumference
the offending council member will be subject to a panel of ten (10) children. Each child shall be coached on the incident and be given a script (written by the opposition) and read it to the offending council member. The offending council member will be given a period in which to respond to charges from each child, intimidation of the questioning child is allowed during this period.
Each child must be dressed in the city's official yellow t-shirt uniform and the entire panel discussion must be recorded by the city videographer. Use of a tripod during the recording is expressly prohibited.