It was a five star at Big Zapper, and then infinite stars at Machine Gun Killers.

I feel the most embarrassed for the poor Amiga 500 that was enslaved to make their titles and credits.

1. FUCK YEAH!!! RATATATATATATA-TAT!!! FUCKING OWN EVERYTHING KA-BOOOOOM PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!!!!! COWBOYS VERSUS NAZIS MOTHER BITCHES!!!!!

2. KAAAAA-BLAAAAAAAMO!!!! FUCK YOUR TENTS!!!! RATATATATA!!! BITCH YOU MAD???? EXPLODAMONDO!!!!!! SLAPARUNII! POW POW!!!! BOOM!!!

3. HIT PUNCH CROTCH BAM!!!! HELL YEAH HOT ASS CHICKS!!! OUT OF MY WAY HERE'S SOME BULLETS!!!! (now available in spanish)

4. KABOOOM BLAM BLAM KREEEEEE-AAAAASPLOSION!!!! WATCH OUT FOR MY GUNS!!!! HEAD-SHOT!!! POW KICK HAT SNATCH!!! KNIFE KNIFE!!!

5. GAMBLING MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOO!!!! JACKPOT!!!!! WAIT A SECOND RATATATATATATATATA SNAKE EYES YOU DEAD BITCHES!!! NINETEEN EIGHTY SEVEN!!!!!!!!

The Machine Gun Killer's gun is powered by his facial hair.

Nothing comes close to expressing the joy I feel.