The guy who posted this on YouTube has lots. I'm sure others have done them, just search for 'Andy Rooney game'. Check the 'andy rooney game' tag here for those that have been posted here.
Let's play the Andy Rooney Game with his entire career as a journalist!
"Peeling out of the sun came shining silver German fighter planes, diving at one bomber in the formation and disappearing below the cloud banks as quickly as they had come. I just want a car that I can drive to the store in, pick up a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread, and go home."