Psalty!

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Comment count is 22

Burnov - 2011-09-03

"When yourrrh walking with the lard, yourrrrrh morrrrrh than able".

Burnov

- 2011-09-03

Also.

Billy the Poet

- 2011-09-03

But he can't walk. That's what he's not able to do.

fedex

- 2011-09-03

SHUT UP SHUT UP I CAN WALK I CAN SEE I CAN AUUGGGHHHH

oh god help me

riedquat

- 2011-09-03

Psatan

cognitivedissonance

- 2011-09-03

My parents had this idea that Vacation Bible School would be good, free entertainment for us during summers. They would have my step-grandfather shuffle us off to whatever church was having one, and all the churches in town staggered them so they'd be 3 months of Psalty Hell.

I'm deeply surprised that I wasn't molested, that would wait for Boy Scouts.

fedex - 2011-09-03

of course it would

Senator_Unger

- 2011-09-03

At the Vacation Bible School I went to at my grandparent's Presbyterian church in Norfolk, VA, the children ended up attacking the guy who was walking around the camp, acting like a Biblical tax collector. As he was fleeing, his coin purse was knocked loose and all his fake coins were grabbed by the children and used to purchase extra snacks that day. My point? Vacation Bible School isn't all that bad.

kingarthur

- 2011-09-03

"Sorry, Jeff. There's no phones out here!"

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

spiteful crow

- 2011-09-03

I was subjected to this kind of thing by my crazy evangelical relatives all the time as a kid, so I remember this guy. I distinctly remember him having a freakish huge puppet head instead of just a normal face in bad makeup, though.

dead_cat - 2011-09-06

According to the crappy website for this, the Psalty character only has a real face when the actor is actually the one playing him. At events playing a pre-recorded soundtrack, it's just a costume with foam cartoon face and a pervert inside.

Jet Bin Fever

- 2011-09-03

My mom used to play these tapes in the car when I was a little kid. We never liked them; they were just so goddamn ridiculous and entertaining.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2011-09-03

They didn't have to do much work to make this look creepy.

Abstract Fainter

- 2011-09-03

I swear to God, Psalty, you are about half a short one from getting the biggest ass kicking of your weird, fucked up life.

Abstract Fainter - 2011-09-03

On the other hand, congratulations on your very unusual cult.

VoilaIntruder

- 2011-09-03

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FreeOJ

- 2011-09-03

HEY GIVE ME BACK MY HAT

jreid - 2011-09-03

I love these old fucked up tapes, but god damn I wish EIT would stop with their terrible editing.

Cena_mark - 2011-09-04

Let the awfulness speak for itself.

kingofthenothing

- 2011-09-03

Ha! I knew a guy who once served THREE masters! (two jobs and a crack habit) In your face, Bible!

wtf japan

- 2011-09-03

My dad played Psalty in a musical production for my Southern Baptist church's vacation bible school one year.

I thought I had repressed that one real good. Guess not.

The Mothership

- 2011-09-04

Jesus wept.

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