I'm pretty sure he copped the river/mirror idea from one of the Castaneda books. Not sure which one.

Also, five stars for the lost punchline, which is "spook". Get it?

Negroes are not glowing frosty white.

I kept waiting for a punchline along the lines of "buy six feet of rope and a watermelon" or something.

This is by far my favorite one of these. This man is either a Grand Master rank troll, or the most stereotypical person to ever exist.

Negro Ghost? What, was his plasma television floating away?

THANKS BO-NEWS I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!!!

I would play with Matt Dillahunty's poop any time.