Somewhere, a young boy nibbles away half of a wolverine-shaped piece of pasta, and sighs in disappoint when it does not regenerate.

As it turned out, Mister Sinister's stupidest plan is actually the one that worked. Until someone produced a can opener...

0:18 - That's supposed to look like Rogue?

Hey kids! Chef Boyardee is coming to kill your favorite superheroes! How's your brand awareness now, bitches?

OM OM OM OM

Soylent X.

Packed in their own juices.

...and only you can set them free, and eat them.

And even Beast! Listen, if they got Wolverine and Storm then I'm pretty sure they'd have no problem capturing a guy who's mutant power was that he's hairy.

As I ate Chef Boyardee X-Men Pasta at 3:02 pm, alone, I realized that my mother loved me. When it was 4:45 pm and I hastily scrubbed the pan and removed the wrapper from the can so he would never know, I realized my father hated me.

This is a sad video.

If anyone needs to be trapped in a can it's the X-Men. For all the time I read it they were really pretty worthless at saving the world, and, not unlike George Reeves Superman, never seemed to be able to actually use a DOOR to enter a location, instead always choosing to just bash their way through the walls and ceiling.

I'll bet the Avenger laugh at them and call them Emo.

Unfortunately no one can help Prince Albert