they have all the rights to practice their dumb religion they could ask for so they spend all their time trying to take away freedoms of those that think differently than they do

I say we work hard to restrict religious freedom, not because its the right thing to do, just so these barbarians stop trying to fuck with the non-braindead

also I couldn't tell if the one lady around 3:50 was real or a Maria Bamford character at first.

The Illuminati are really terrible at their jobs. I mean, they introduce a health care bill that's supposed to kill 5.5 billion people in a country with only 300 million people? Do they realize how many babies we're going to need to have just to get enough people to meet their murder quota?

Christ, Illuminati, you guys are like Team Rocket or something. What are the reptillians paying you for?

It's bad enough they're making their secret plans known by painting them on the walls of the Denver airport.

Dear GOP,

Your party deserves to die off for so many reasons, this just being one of them. You encouraged this bullshit to get votes because, at least for now, you need warm bodies to cast ballots, and you can't assemble those out of the money the Koch brothers give you for sucking their dicks. You're now only fit to govern a dystopian future from Warhammer, but thanks to your short-sighted policies, we don't even have cool power armor for any Ultramarines, religiously motivated or not.

Go join the clergy from the Dark Ages where you belong and never let your ilk be heard from again.

Steampowered, At least they don't pander to criminals like the Democrats. "Hey lets let illegals vote!"

That's the troubling thing. I'd been wrestling with my old religious beliefs, and only a few days became 99% sure of my atheism. But now as an atheist I'm realizing how much many of the Republicans I might vote for look down on me and would want to take away my religious freedom.

Welcome to the enlightened side, brother.

You know how when you're sick, feel the worst right before you get better? You start running a fever, sweating bullets, start hallucinating, but when it's over your body has incinerated the infection and everything feels much better?

The GOP has been infected for the past ten years and the symptoms have gotten worse. This is the fever. This is the immune system working.

When this ideology is annihilated by its own constituency during the primaries it will never, ever occupy a position near center stage again.

No one wants to be associated with losers.

It will be okay!

The GOP itself has been a sickness to this country for the past 30 years.

Now that's a pretty broad statement Cammy. This part of the Republican party doesn't represent me. I hate this section of it. Republicans are too scared of and too dependent on this part of the party to get past this.

So Oprah is the Avatar. I can see it.

Starring Dr. Phil as Appa, Suze Orman as Momo, Zach as Sokka, Gayle as Katara and David Letterman as Zuko.