Thefoodreviewer - Ellios Cheese Pizza

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Comment count is 21

White Trash Party

- 2011-07-07

I just like that the "as seen on" thing is from some body building forms.

duck&cover

- 2011-07-07

Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
The great big greedy nincompoop!
Augustus Gloop! So Big and Vile!
So greedy, foul, and infantile!

Xenocide

- 2011-07-07

Wonka's plan to systematically destroy the lives of four children seemed obvious, in retrospect. But at the time we were too distracted by the cavorting orange midgets to really work it out until it was too late.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2011-07-07

Baron Harkonen's nephew?

White Trash Party - 2011-07-07

If I had more starts to give I would give them to you.

Ursa_minor

- 2011-07-07

I recommend getting the....cheese things...

Cheese

- 2011-07-07

I wish we lived in a world where responsible food manufacturers would see things like this and close their doors out of shame.

Also, are those 'T's on his wall? And do they stand for 'Tubby'?

Enjoy

- 2011-07-07

I just wanted to put Enjoy Cheese next to each other.

chumbucket

- 2011-07-07

I'm pretty sure the guy took the "microwave" option rather than conventional oven. Then again, it might not have made THAT much of a difference.
Other than that it is a good peek at "knowing your market".

memedumpster

- 2011-07-07

Preload college frat gonna' barf face.

Circulatory Man

- 2011-07-07

The Ts on the wall are the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority logo. There's also a gigantic train time table on his wall. We may have a contender for the 'burgers folks.

spikestoyiu - 2011-07-07

That is at least a solid B cup.

jyrque

- 2011-07-07

Shine on, you greasy diamond.

joelkazoo

- 2011-07-07

Haha, he's fat!

fatatty - 2011-07-07

No, he's the most hilarious food critic ever. First of all he's reviewing microwave pizza, which he covers in Tabasco sauce, then he spends 2 minutes chewing the food on camera and then his entire review is "so yeah... buy the cheese things".

Honestly it says more about you that you can't see anything in this video beyond a fat kid.

misterbuns

- 2011-07-07

Are you fat too?

citrusmirakel

- 2011-07-07

The thing that fucking shocks me is the amount of cuts in this. This video was not done in a single take, everything that you see is what thefoodreviewer thought was important enough to be kept in.

Robin Kestrel

- 2011-07-07

Everything that is in there NEEDS to be in there. I don't think you could remove a single second without trampling on the artist's vision.

Sudan no1

- 2011-07-07

I like Thefoodreviewer because he's not trying to be something he's not.

Sudan no1 - 2011-07-07

well, he needs to try a little harder at the 'reviewing' part.

Jet Bin Fever - 2011-07-13

If I wanted to watch fat people eat like this I'd go to the Golden Corral.

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