Missing from this trailer is the part where his art teacher kidnaps him to harvest his hair for the manufacture of premium quality paint brushes. Paint brushes built by other children he kidnaps in his van while wearing a jacket made out of hair.

This movie is at least 5 times as terrifying and awful than this trailer makes it seem.

Not just premium quality paintbrushes, paintbrushes that are magic and let you WALK INTO THE PAINTING!

And also at one point, the enbaldened kid's buddy uses the aforementioned solution to give himself terrifying pubes.

Oh yeah! I must have suppressed that part. Watch this movie to see a small asian child grow pubes out his pant leg.

When I said offensive, I meant by how bland and dull it looks. All of that shit sounds awesome!

Oh yeah, and they defeat the slave-driving art teacher bad guy by tricking him into walking into one of his own paintings, then scaring the shit out of him so he loses his hair. Because BALD = DEFEATED, or something.

This movie is incredible.

I had the same experience. We should start a club.

This movie was the shit when I was like 8. The whole thing is on here somewhere, but I haven't watched it as an adult. Yet.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=42424

No time like the present

Agreed, this movie was HORRIFYING when I was 8, but this trailer makes it look totally lame.

It reminds me a lot of The Electric Grandmother, another children's horrorfest from this era.

It sure is.

Yup. You see it growing out of his pant legs and he sits on the edge of his bed screaming "Stop It!" at the growing hair.

I bet they smelled like JIF for a week

stars for CJH