Why won't guitar man stop staring at me?

WHAT DOES HE WANT?

the hell?

Well, I guess not everyone from New York who has brain damage can come up with Marwencol.

Executive produced by David Lynch

I was starting to wonder why there wasn't any dialog.

The answer came swiftly.

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE POUR ANOTHER BUCKET OF COLD GATOR JUICE ON THE RAGING BULL AGAIN?

It sounds like a code. What the fuck does it mean?

"Friday Night Lights" meets "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place" meets "Homestar Runner."

That's going to be the world's most easily enforced copyright claim.

I get the feeling that the animator is one of those deluded headcases who go on one of those talent or inventor shows and is utterly shocked that they're unanimously rejected in the first round.

Significantly worse than "Zebras in America."

Also: is the guy with the guitar supposed to be a Chuck E. Cheese-style animatronic puppet? He's deep, deep, deep in the uncanny valley.

As bad as this was, I found something a billion times worse in the related videos. I wont even share it was so bad.