Shut up.

Call them "movies." They're not filmed anymore.

I want to hear this story.

Me too.

There's not much to it. I work for a shitty little internet retailer you've never heard of that sells a bunch of crap; among our crap is a wholesale coffee & chai outlet that recently bought out the inventory and customer lists of a competitor when they went under. Mark Waters, the director of this movie, was a repeat customer of the original company, and they had lost a rather large order. I told his personal assistant there was nothing we could do since he had never at any point actually done business with *us*.

The guy goes through vanilla syrup by the case, in case that's at all interesting.

it was delightful, thank you for sharing.

Gotta save something for the sequel. I mean, besides the revelation that the penguins are secret agents who need Jim Carrey's help.

It's like in Ghostbusters. If the guy wasn't such a prick the audience might notice that, hey, it is probably a good idea to have the EPA shut down a nuclear reactor that was cobbled together in a basement in the middle of Manhattan.

But that reactor was FULL OF GHOSTS.

Seriously, while it's true that the Ghostbusters were probably breaking several thousand laws, Dickless wasn't doing his job right. If you find an illegal nuclear device in someone's basement, you're going to need to make damn sure it's safe to turn the thing off before doing so. You don't just march in there and yell "SHUT IT DOWN!" five seconds after you first lay eyes on the thing.

They're almost as bad as the people who had the audacity to claim that Sam was incapable of raising his daughter. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!!!

Seriously, while it's true that the Ghostbusters fglfjdhldg

Predictable? Yes.

Harmless? No responsible parent would want their child to grow up thinking this kind of movie is acceptable.

He in mid life crisis mode and has never been married, probably wants to get married and have kids but he keeps dating psychos. I'm guessing he keeps himself so busy and distracted with movies that he is unable to make any good decision on eligible women that are not entirely wrong for him. He seems to keep reverting to awful movies that make lots of money even though at this point he really doesn't need it.

I heard a recent interview with him and he seemed really depressed.

Probably because they're throwing millions of dollars at him to do so.

He makes million a movie.

Also, I just found out he gave Jenny McCarthy million dollars in a trust and they aren't even married.

I just...ugh.