Your geography is a little off.

I just assume these people are from Wales

Wales must get a bad rap. This is Newcastle, in the northeast of England and these people are 'geordies'. Perhaps unfairly, it doesn't have a reputation for the cleverest of citizens. These people probably won't change that stereotype.

I thought Essex is their New Jersey, while Wales is their Alabama. Actually, outside of London or Oxford is there any part of the UK that has a decent reputation?

bath, maybe. of course, that trashy bitch jane austin lived there so MAYBE NOT

The one time I was in England, I got badly lost in Newcastle. Three people offered to sell me "Scooby Doobies" but nobody could offer directions in a coherent approximation of English. But I did get the gnomic wisdom that, "En arder to get awt, yeh gots ta gew een!"

I just now realized that Sophie seems to have similar style to that Snookie creature. I wonder if the casting call required at least one girl to be an absolutely disgusting, obnoxious hambeast or if the similarity is just a happy accident. There must be a formula to why Jersey Shore was so watched

the way to tell you're in new castle is, if "THATS WHERE THE BEER'S FROM!"
oh come on... Venom? they were in new jersey when he said it!

I have never met people like this in Wales.


Ok except in Newport.


(Newport technically doesn't count)

Lots of people holiday there because of their theme park. No one decent wants to go to Newcastle.

Like this lot then? Top blokes indeed.