gets my vote

The blonde on the right -- is her jaw wired shut?

Sometimes a phallic object is just a phallic object.

This begs for a Bill Clinton joke, both for the time period and the subject matter.

I used to work in a cigar shop. This type of cigar smoker does not exist.

All of 20 seconds to get to a dick joke.

Middle smoker seems to want to take this a bit over the top.

The 90s was a hell-decade.

I learned a lot.

"Smoking cigars all your life"?

I didn't know Baby Herman was a target demographic.

Classic cigar mistake, lighting with a match??? GETTING ALL THAT SULFUR FLAVOR INTO YOUR CIGAR?? YOU KNOW NOTHING!!