I hate that douchebag laughing off camera.

-1 for useless tags and bros.

Douchebags on the left, douchebags on the right. Stuck in the middle with yet more douchebags.

8,800 Penises

I'm not watching anything else tonight.

"In the state of Florida, this is a federal crime."

I think that pretty well encapsulates how terrible these people are.

What are you guys talking about? This is awesome and it proves the urban legend that one can legally use pennies to purchase anything. I think I'll being paying for parking tickets in pennies from now on.

Postage stamps are also legal tender. Go ahead and try to buy something with them.

Also, for a tow and impound is really cheap. Around here you are looking at 0 minimum if you have to pick it up from the yard.

seriously 88 dollars is ridiculously cheap for getting your car out of impound.

Look, tow truckers are thieves and scumbags, so I approve of any douchery used against them.

Fuck tow companies, everyone who gets their car towed should do this.

Fuck these Libertarian shitheads.

The tow company needs to get a coin counting machine.

He said seven cops toward the end there, but even if it was only the 3, each in a separate squad car, responding to a 911 call about 8800 pennies? That's a bit much. Slow day for crime, I guess.

I would've stuck them in my ass first, one at a time.

Yes, making life difficult for the front desk peons is totally STICKING IT TO THE MAN. Fuck these guys and their sense of entitlement.