Is this some kind of cult like scientology?

Hahahahahahahaha. His dick must be so small.

Picture at 2:41 sums it up.

If you bet on a crappy racist team you deserve to lose your money.

hahah, GET 'EM

Liking sports this much means you're dumb.

Christ, I hate sports fans.

This rant makes Night look like a thank you note.

That's not a good thing.

Is there any form of life lower than a fan?

Within one minute this became the most ridiculous self entitlement speech I have ever heard in my life, and then went on to become the most ridiculous one I am ever likely to hear.

"50% off first month" cracked me up for some reason, as did "scre*voice cracks*w you!" I actually want to hear a montage of every word he says where his voice cracks.

We could fix this country's problems overnight if sports fans got this worked up over stuff that actually mattered.