Every time I watch this show I end up saying to myself, "I KNOW people like that..." Got me to laugh out loud.

there are bike lanes in portland, get it?

Whether it's 5 star Tim & Eric meltdowns or 1 star Portlandia meltdowns, Baleen delivers.

That guy is annoying.

I'm sorry. You'll miss it.

Same for the North Bay. This show is so spot on.

Me too in SF and East Bay!

Austin too, unfortunately.

Lawrence, Kansas.

I believe every state has a city like Portland.

It's okay to hate liberals from a coast state, apparently. They're not real Americans like those from Utah.

Hate nothing. I miss the northwest terribly. This was the kind of ridiculous shit that flavored a town more than made it annoying.

Oh my god yes, Bellingham is like this. Except there aren't that many bike lanes in Bellingham, so they're extra annoying.

Providence: verified
Boston: verified

I once met a girl who's gauged earrings came out about the same time her bra came off. I couldn't decide which was the less attractive sag.

Thanks for that imagery. I would never date someone with giant ear hoops unless they're part of a specific tribe in a remote land that requires that as a rite of womanhood.

I said met.

Most bike friendly country in the world. Portland is supposedly the most bike friendly city in the US.

"most bike friendly city in the US" isnt saying much

"Healthiest sandwich at McDonalds"

I can't speak for Portland but I used to know a few bike couriers and they are usually stressed out and bad tempered from riding in heavy traffic all the time. Occasionally they would get into shit with people but usually it was because that was the twentieth person to cut them off or tailgate them that day.

Ugh. Cars maaaan!

WHHHYYYY?????

Yes, it was.