What, *you've* never heard of the Ticatocatani tribe?

That kid's probably still around. Not that he's likely to have had much say in being cast in this film, but still. Let's break his legs.

Also the "Your magic is way stronger than mine. I'm goin' back to Miami Beach" scene is awesome when taken out of context.

to this clip's credit, this film is an amazing find of pure awful.

Then you are easily depressed. I find this clip to be uplifting in its terribleness.