thats after the show

You'rea furry, aren't you gmol?

Look at me!Look at me! I love animals but hate hue - mans! They suck!

Don't clear furests youfaggy hue - mans.

gmol loves fucking fish.

HE LOVES FISHSTICKS YOU GUYS!!!

Oh yeah, they get cooked alive after they have lived half of their life span desperately starving as the balls displace a large amount of what actual food they can take in and constantly deprives them of their daily, bare essential quantity of nutrients but that is if the trainer is actually generous enough and/or the fish being strong enough to muscle out all of the foodfor itself.

You fucking fur fag.

Shoebox Joe is taking your comment hard.

People sure get upset over the basic rights of goldfish.

OK, here's the horror part

Imagine if someone shoved a half-pound of steel shot down your throat (or up your ass) and then proceeded to drag you around the floor and up the walls using a junkyard crane magnet. THROUGH the walls.

Are the fish alive while frying them? Apparently I've been doing it wrong.

They should be alive, yes. Also, you're supposed to maniacally cackle the whole time they're cooking. It kinda hurts the throat after a couple minutes, but propriety must be observed.

Okay, here's the who cares bit: they're goldfish.

you're trying too hard, bro

The most amazing thing is how quickly those fish swim without using their fins

I think he's saying from father to father to father (baba is father), like his fish molesting is an ancient secret.

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

Also His Balls Are Huge Tag?

Also his balls are fake.

actually I think they just couldn't really give a fuck and, culturally speaking, can't understand our sentimental attachment to animals as anything beyond #4 With Brown Sauce