I remember some Randroid editorial from the 90s arguing against public television because TLC and Discovery channel were doing a better job of educational programming.
All Dwarves horde, it's in the goddam race description right next to their hearty constitution, love of mining & industry and their distrust of magic. Don't give me that "my dwarf is special" bullshit, motherfucker.
I'd rather not look at the vagina, new or not, of anyone over 70 though I would be interested in what they might do with the old vaginas, in whole or in part, they remove.
From the producers of "Divorce Horse" comes a new show that's really something to *hiss* about! It's "Cake Snake"! A show where skilled cakesmiths must create cakes out of living, poisonous snakes!