This is awful. Good find.

"rappers wear huge clocks right i saw that on vh1"

Cardinals fan.

Me and a friend of mine picked up a wall clock and a metal chain from the hardware store one Halloween. I imagine that's what these guys did.

"Bring the snare in."

...or handclaps instead.

In Christian Rap, you only have to rhyme the last word of each line in weighty, inspipid couplets.

fingerless gloves guy has all the vanilla moves down - FLAWLESS

You need a new mother.

I'm surprised that I never noticed the parallels between Jesus's 40 days in the desert and Rocky's Siberian training montage.

The eye of the tiger is in the heart of the man.

Also the eye socket of the tiger.

I genuinely thought the part where they rap behind that lady trying to work was funny. This really seems like it's meant to parody Christian rap and wholesome white people at the same time in rehashed methods that play into the parody.

This is terrible in every conceivable way. It is unwatchable filth. Five stars!