Oh well that hedge looks just beautiful now. Thank god we got that machine that does such detailed work, and think of all the money we saved by not doing it with our hands.
At first I thought how cool a job it would be to operate that thing.
Then I thought about what those blades would do to a person.
Then I thought about how some of those minesweeper Sherman tanks in WW2 that had the spinning chains on them. They often used these to promote a faster surrender from stubborn German dudes.
Then I thought that it sounded like a cartoon automobile.
I didn't realize which way the blades were oriented before they started spinning, and I assumed the machine was just going to trim the very top of the hedgerow.