Man I was JUST ABOUT to submit this.

You should point out this was produced by the navy.

He calls himself Etehcorips now to escape detection.

"It comes and goes, just like the whim of man himself."

Is it still true that syphilis kills more people than other diseases, or was that just because they made this when the Tuskegee experiment was going on?

My dad used to give sex ed talks to local schools dressed as a syphilis spirochete. I'm glad he didn't go as Count Spirochete.

TFL sufferers don't have to worry about this.

The Grim Reaper sounds exactly like Criswell.

Is Gonorrhea played by Jim Henson?

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