Lot of runny noses around here. Just sayin'.

Nothing has changed regarding drug information to teenagers.

This is one of my all-time favorites. The whole thing is on youtube.

Psychedelic heroin

Shit, that's White Shadow isn't it?

If he can save Salami, he can save our kids.

How the hell do you smoke weed out of a frisbee?

You'd never be able to get high without your dog thinking it's time to outside and play. It's kind of mean to mess with your dog like that.

Greetings, adults. It is time to share information on the latest rock music lyrics.

I have noticed an upswing in the tendency for male rock music "singers" to mention a desire to touch certain parts of the female anatomy. Perhaps they wish to touch them with drugs.

We should continue to monitor these song recording lyrics to see if they reveal their secrets.

In addition, a recent entry into the popular song music dance lyrics involves a female of child-bearing age who notes, and I quote, "they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away. Nodding my head like yeah, moving my hips like yeah."

It is imperative that we determine which drug "the butterflies" refers to, and how much nasal discharge it causes. Please continue to observe the most up-to-date compact disc pressing entertainment lyrics for further drug treachery. Ending computer email device transmission.

The only thing this video is missing is the stiff, painfully awkward attempt at rap.

For PCP being the first thing that came to mind for that one chick. No wonder her friends say she can be a little intense.

oh god not a runny nose

That guy comes off pretty high and mighty for someone who does brain slugs with Kahn.

THANK YOU
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Remember: Share information on the current "rock music" lyrics.

They got into some pretty heavy metal, but used gateway bands like White Snake and Poison before moving on to stuff like Metallica and Anthrax.