If any of you live in NYC, I highly recommend the "Impact Championship Wrestling" shows held next door to the old Elk's Lodge in Elmhurst. The crowd is at least as entertaining as the show, what with all of the mooks who seem to actually buy into kayfabe.

The Nigerian Nightmares wind the crowd up particularly well. Children cry, women wail, men throw ice. It's a magnificent spectacle.

The Samoan SWAT Team called, they want their theme music back!