She explains in one of her other videos that her house is in foreclosure. I guess that explains why she has YouTube rental videos where you can see her fake rack. Apparently she and her hubby were real estate developers who lost everything when the housing bubble burst.

And before you get your MILF fantasies in overdrive, she turned 50 this year.

Um, I didn't say anything about her being hot...I was basically saying she made me think of THE FISHER KING.

I was talking to myself on that one. Sorry.

WFT? ...I missed something WTF

Proverbs for paranoids 3. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.

That is the cleavage of terribly, terribly fake tits.

That cleavage is the result of a really bad boob job or a really old boob job, or possibly a combination of both.

She lives about 5 minutes from me. Is there anything you'd like to know?

What's funny is that when I first watched the video I thought she said "the Canadians" shot down the ICBM... and I thought: what an honorable and assertive thing to say about the Canadians, she IS crazy.

Then I watch again and realize she said Pleabians or whatever the reptile people are, and am amazed that although she said something completely different, I was still able to come to the same conclusion that she's crazy.

You have to be a special kind of crazy when your crazy come through even when people don't hear you right.

"Colleen was born into a large family in 1960. The family was plagued with mental illness..."

Huh, you don't say.

"Colleen will be happy to answer any question you may have with regard to her personal life, alien affairs and physics."

'Alien affairs' lol