Moving. Just not moving enough to get this guy to support his own heft.

Ass-to-ass!

Chris's high school reunion is tonight! I expect some tomfoolery to be posted tomorrow with great anticipation.

nah.

No thanks. Done with Mr. Chan.

He does anything requiring movement so poorly, I can only imagine how badly he'd do at any activity requiring real skills.

And I'd pretty much kill to see a video of Chris-chan trying to be James Bond; it'd be his "parkour" video, this, and pretty much every attempt of his to sweet-talk the ladies -- times 1000.