I don't know why I was surprised that the ingredients for coconut bread were a coconut and some bread.

Dude...wtf?

You can fly if you are strong enough to pick yourself up?

The kitchen....Chris Chan would even be horrified. Maybe. Probably not.

'This is really rotten, but I'm gonna make it anyway.'

'When you buy a coconut you usually gotta eat them quickly or else they get rotten...they do this on purpose so you gotta buy more, like a car you buy and you get in an accident and it blows up so you gotta buy another one.' ...a perfect analogy, like when you are raping a hobo and you get aits just like when you buy McDonalds.