Mario Party 2 - Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

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Comment count is 25

Adramelech

- 2010-10-21

If I were 50 pounds heavier I would link the Penny Arcade strip which best encapsulates my feelings about this series' Communist ideals and horrible random gameplay.

Xenocide - 2010-10-21

I am actually 50 pounds lighter than anyone else here. I keep in shape by fetching webcomics for people.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/1/29/

Hooker - 2010-10-21

That "comic" is a bunch of text with three pictures of a guy. FFS.

RomancingTrain

- 2010-10-21

Your theories about Mario Party can't be encapsulated in less than 3000 words?

spikestoyiu - 2010-10-21

I don't have thoughts or feelings about this or most other Mario games because I'm not a child.

CharlesSmith

- 2010-10-21

Thanks for taking the time to point out that you're not a child. You wouldn't want to do anything childish that might make you seem like a child. It's important to let people know that you're a growed-up.

Mancakes

- 2010-10-21

The original Mario Party came out in 1998. Unless you were already 30, you have no excuse for not having memories of it.

Xenocide - 2010-10-21

I've never seen anyone over fourteen feel the need to point out that they're "not a child."

spikestoyiu - 2010-10-21

Looks like I hit a button. Some sort of baby button that only babies have.

Twitch

- 2010-10-21

The baby button is on top of the skull, between the tectonic plates. Press mine, please.

chairsforcheap

- 2011-07-27

oh man so many stars for xenocide being a cunt because he's a cunt who has a photographic knowledge of penny arcade... what a cunt!

Xenocide

- 2010-10-21

So Luigi is basically the Ben Quayle of the Mushroom Kingdom.

kingofthenothing

- 2010-10-21

this kind of reminds me of Final Fantasy 12, except my characters were doing stuff while I'd take a nap.

kingofthenothing - 2010-10-21

roommate: "hey bro, you beat the game."
Me: "Oh, right on. Ending any good?"
roommate: "eh, it was kind of boring."

Riskbreaker - 2010-10-21

In FF12 you program them to do something, here you just sit and wait for the AI to fuck up everything, and they do!

Redford

- 2010-10-21

Tales games had the market on "The player's only job is to stop the AI from fucking up" long before FF12 came out.

kennydra

- 2010-10-21

i love all the mario party games.

Old_Zircon - 2010-10-21

Mario Party 2 with four real people is very, very fun.

Scynne

- 2010-10-21

What?

Frank Rizzo

- 2010-10-21

WOAH!

fatatty - 2010-10-21

You're such a child.

cognitivedissonance

- 2010-10-21

I love the giant Shy Guy, frozen in his own circle of Hell for his crimes.

pastorofmuppets

- 2010-10-21

How to tell if someone has friends: ask them what they think of Mario Party. If the response includes the words "gameplay mechanics," run.

FABIO

- 2010-10-21

Being There: The Game

fluffy

- 2010-10-21

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

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