He honestly does not understand what "real" means in that context. He's confusing the difference between a practice duel and PvE IN A GAME with...I don't even know...kids thinking they can cast spells in real life?
TONIGHT ON DETECTIVE SQUAD: The squad must solve a murder!
"Detective, we found the suspect's fingerprints on the murder weapon. We also found eight gallons of the victim's blood on his shirt, plus he carved his name and address into the victim's chest. And here's a video he took of himself committing the murder while screaming his social security number over and over again."
"I see. And what fantasy games does he play?"
"He says he doesn't play any, sir."
"Dammit! Why can't we catch a break in this case? Okay, let him go."
NEXT WEEK: The squad tear-gasses a Renaissance Fair. Don't miss: "Ye Olde Hande ofe Justicee!"
Well, not actually in color, 'cause those people listen to Rock And/Or Roll, which we all know leads to Satan. Along with everything else I wasn't raised with as a child.
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