Keyboard cat will have his head in a week.

Whoah whoah whoah, wait... there are black furries?

Words really cannot express what this video has to offer.

This furry is remarkably accomplished.

For a full list of his accomplishments, abilities and knowledge, you can view the song lyrics and download an mp3 of the song at the link given in the video's description.


His song leads me to believe he has power in the fandom: he can get anyone banned from AC (Anthrocon, I presume?). However, he seems unlikely to use this or any of his other powers justly, as he states that he might bring about the aforementioned bannings "just because [he] doesn't like [someone]."

And just what the fuck does he mean he can "make the curl in the husky butt?" Is that a dogfucker analogue to the "toe-curling orgasm?" Or is it some plushy craft-skill shit?

Hey someone I've actually met. That is a first.
There are nerdy black dudes. Whodathunkit?

I like his understated braggadocio.

I like that the majority of his skills decrease in difficulty as the song progresses rather than increase.

twitter app? oh and needs a "neck beard" tag.

The song became much darker.

He brags about being able to play World of Warcraft for 4 hours straight. Truly, this man is a wonder.