I work with the dude who made this vid. He said as he was editing, he didn't like how it was turning out, until he came up with those script lines. Then it all fell into place.

NFL Films used to be a good company that made quality television often. Glad I got out when I did, though.

Save your strolls down memory lane for poesports.

This kind of thing would never happen to me.
No one would preempt the Pack.

You're making the mistake of assuming that the game is actually being played for the full 60 minutes of time that the clock is running. That's not remotely true either.

According to Elias Sports Beareu or whoever crunches this stuff, ESPN Magazine published that it works like this:

AVERAGE AMOUNT OF TIME IN EACH SPORT THE BALL IS ACTUALLY IN PLAY:

Soccer: >90 minutes
Hockey: ~60 minutes
Basketball: 48 minutes
Football:

for some reason my post cut off. Sorry for the duplicate. I'll continue.

Football: less than 9 minutes
Baseball: less than 9 minutes

Also, naturally, this happened to Jets fans when they were winning, and naturally this was how they found out the Jets lost somehow.