Well, we ate Ninja Turtles pasta and they're vaguely humanoid.

I believe we call that "Ms. Pac-Man Fever."

The chicken was really good.

You mean chicken FLAVOUR. No chicken was involved.

If it's just their weird way of saying it's chicken noodle soup, it could be okay. However, if it's actually chicken flavor Spaghettios... well, I'll just assume there's a good reason we don't see chicken flavor at the grocery store today.

I went back and paused the video and it says "Pasta in a golden chicken flavored sauce" so I can only assume it's chicken-flavored spaghettios.

"where's OUR fucking tie-in?"

Pac Man feeding her little cherries one after another on the gurney.

"PUUUUUSH!"

Pac Man starting to eat pellets through hospital corridors. Ghosts all trying to get into the delivery room. Little baby Pac Girl shooting across the abyss of space until she can taste the blood of her first ghost and feed upon its corpse to celebrate her birth.

I want to point out that baby pacgirl runs like a dog.