I am moving out of Scotland.

"Well, there was that time on the set of 'Zardoz,' when I and Charlotte Rampling got drunk together and I found this razor you see-"

"No, Sir Sean, that's 'save a beaver,' not 'shave a beaver'."

"Suuuck it, Trebeck!"

The odds AND a villainous policeman are against them? They're fucked.

"So, this won't take more than an hour, right?"

"Well, you might have to say your lines more than once, Mr. Connery. In animation..."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you wanted Sean Connery's name on this...so this won't take more than an hour, right?"

"Y-yes, Mr. Connery."

"Now get me some scotch."

'We were about to start you up with the sound-"

"I said get me a scotch."

"Y-yes, Mr. Connery."

Sir Billi was angered to find that this was a problem he could not solve through wife beating. Just to be sure, he conducted extensive tests.

I can't wait to see the Brazillian knockoff of THIS.

Holy crap, this is Christian movie levels of bad.

"Can't you, uh, switch off the whatevers?"
"The turbines?"
"Yeah, the carbines. Turn 'em off. Let's split into groups. Four people. Can I go now?"

I can't believe Robert Smigel didn't think of this first.

Were there black people in the "International Community"? Cause I'm not going back to look.

Pretty scenery. Too bad all the characters are stiff, dead-eyed abominations.