You know, if these puppets tried to tell me anything when I was a kid, I would've run screaming to the nearest adult, even the one on the right who looks like Bruce Campbell.

If someone's hurting you, there's no need to scream and shout?
I see what you did there rape puppets.

Snitches get stitches.

Or better yet, forget your parents kids...come to us...COME TO USSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

So was that "knock-knock-knock" two other puppets having a quickie off-camera?

Cars like us, people love us.