No. There is an art to this. Portable foodgineers must deal with real challenges while increasing the scarfability factor of our favorite foods.

Either these upstarts know nothing of that art, or this is a crass parody. I don't care to know which. In case any of you are capable of appreciating true beauty:
http://brands.kraftfoods.com/bagelfuls/

Well that was essentially laugh-free.

skip it

Why was he upset that the cows ate horse testicles?

Ha Ha

Those were the hottest chicks they could get.