At least they'll be an expert on the Latins when they're done.

Zing!

Hey, this is pretty funny!

Oh, wait, is it from one of the later seasons? I hate it then.

Being a grad student in engineering is awesome. Travel, fun projects, lots of research money... and the great schedule!

Lies

It's funny because I dropped out of college after three semesters and I own a successful independent business as well as my own home and three cars at age 25.

Thanks for nothing post secondary education.

Yet they still don't make up for your tiny, tiny cock.

Actually I've been told it's pretty large on numerous occasions.

Of course broke, jealous you wouldn't know about compliments on your cock since you never get to use it.

Sick sick burn. ;)

Why don't you two just make out already?

If you have to point out its a sick burn, then it probably wasn't. Kinda like how giving yourself a nickname makes you a tool.

Or when girls wear track pants that say JUICEY on the back.

Or when you have to brag on the internet to make yourself feel better for failing out of college.

All five of those stars are for glasseye's SICK SICK BURN

...and his counts

5 for the 'Internet Rich Guy'

I'm sure the marginally better stipend and career outcomes will make up for all the benzene you'll have inhaled by the time you finish.

because he's a 50 year old woman.

Simpsuck

do you think they'll appreciate this site more at POE-News if we can keep up with their constant academic dick-measuring?

No.

Fuck you.

Best of luck, yo; watch out for the first question: "So, what is your dissertation ABOUT?"

Yeah I really don't understand this thing about humanities grad students being amazed that they won't make any money for most of their lives. You do that kind of thing because you love it, not because you'll make any money doing it.

Are there really people who still become grad students because they think they'll get rich?

High-larious!

Or you do it because school is all you know and you're afraid to make your way in the real world.

Any grad school that doesn't filter those shitheads out and into a hairnet job isn't worth the ink used on the cheap copier paper to print the diplomas.

There are plenty of people who are terrified of the private sector. They shouldn't be able to make it in grad school instead, and a lot of professors recognize, hate, and target those people. Good for them.

Eh, without my masters degree I would not have been able to get my current (awesome) job. It's an arbitrary line, but it's certainly there in some fields.

So what you're saying is we could replace you with a bot?