Chill out! Chill... out... We're getting pizza

Imagine the person using it was your hair stylist, your gardener, a window washer.

Still think spray paint is harmless?

Oh god, my eyes! It's not harmless! It's not harmless!

Though I have to admit, dealing with a waitperson who is obviously stoned can be quite annoying.

I want some of this weed where apparently you only have to smoke it once and then you are high forever.

That made me laugh and I'm angry at myself for it.

I'd take this one over the falling down drunk surgeon, because this surgeon can still cut in a straight line if he just calms down and gets his shit together. He's just fucking with the kid.

"You can't take away my license! There were fucking leprechauns in his intestines! They never trained me for that in medical school! What would you do?!? Huh? HUH?"