I like that Gordon is clearly older than his master.

gordon the ninja

"Master! Let me do it!"
"No... You're stupid."

Oh man, this is exactly the same thing white people did to rap music some years later.

"Well, fine! I never wanted to be in your stupid ninja club anyways!"
::runs home, cries into his ninjer pillow::

This is a very understanding and supportive Ninjer Master.

Ok. I need to see this yesterday.

This is a Christian ninja empire. Look out, Unicorn Village!

THE NINJA EMPIEH IS EVIL!

The soundtrack to these movies is cool as hell though...it almost out performs and upstages every scene.

I thought this could have ended after :31, but I'm glad I stayed for the last two seconds.

That's convenient because he can get a direct flight from the Unicorn Village Airport to Japan.

True Ninjitsu Waits.

IMDB: "Most Ninja movies are terrible. But this movie is very good for a ninja movie. This movie has two stories: 1 ninja bull***t 2 a story of a woman who has a ugly face. The first storie is bad but the second story in this movie is interesting. It is about a woman who burns her face and now she is very ugly."

Killing people = very good. Sex before marriage = very bad.

The Rich abides.