"The paper is no longer with us."

"Well, perhaps we can get you another column."

I cant believe these any of these words were ever spoken...

Nah. Shuttles and analog timers are way way better than touch panels.

Plus what the fuck is she talking about.

"I can't eat it this morning either, because I have go take a special test.

I'm not well, folks."

And now he's dead.

There are hundreds of models and doodads and whatnot.

MICROWAVE OVEN IS A FUCKIN' MIRACLE

she managed to make a dish that was shittier, messier, took more time to make, and probably more expensive then one you could get at mcdonalds and i think that counts for something

Availble at Walden books and B. Dalton.

Another way this cookbook saves you time is you can just leave it out in lieu of your suicide note.