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Desc:Horrid Non-Hipster Bettie Page Knock-off manages to be less funny than 'Newbusted'
Category:News & Politics, Horror
Tags:for the record, Molotov Mitchell, DJ Dolce, Plump Bettie Page Wannabe, Advanced Pseudo-Hipster Doucheism
Submitted:DJRobotron
Date:04/06/10
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Comment count is 27
Goethe and ernie - 2010-04-06

Does anyone on poe know what a hipster is? Not to say this woman's not a complete cunt, btw. Five for evil.


BorrowedSolution - 2010-04-06

DJ 'Cunt' Dolce.


APE_GOD - 2010-04-06

Yes. We just don't ever use the term because videos are rarely posted with hipsters.

Except for that Judge Judy thing.


KnowFuture - 2010-04-06

Like we have time in our respective busy days to break all the sucky people down into little groups.


DJRobotron - 2010-04-07

I don't know what a hipster is. I'm sorry. I just like using that word because it makes me feel like I too have tapped into the zeitgeist.


StanleyPain - 2010-04-06

It's Newsbusted with more photoshop filters and WAY MORE TUDE, DUDE!


Ghoul - 2010-04-06

“But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."


Konversekid - 2010-04-06

Less aggravating but definitely worse than For the Record.


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-04-06

As soon as I saw the Bettie Page hairdo I clicked the back button.


blood_visions - 2010-04-06

this woman is not a hipster. Hipsters would not hang out with this annoying thirty something. Apparently she has turned bitter from the rejection and is lashing out at liberals and/or trying to revive a terrible comedy career. Odds are douchy mcmolotov is her bf


Ghoul - 2010-04-06

Good guess, Molotov Mitchell is her husband.


IrishWhiskey - 2010-04-06

How clever, let me try!

'As if we need that fascist pyscho's opinion. She probably molests kids and shoots cops for fun.'


memedumpster - 2010-04-06

"Did you hear that Molotov and Winona Ryder went shopping together? Winona stole a blouse and Molotov was a stupid fucking bitch."

*laugh track*


NewHeavenSalesman - 2010-04-06

YOU DO NOT NEED TO FIDGET THAT MUCH, BITCH

TAKE A SHIT ON STAGE, DOWN THE LAUGH TRACK'S THROAT


APE_GOD - 2010-04-06

"News! News!" is a production of Illuminati Pictures. D.J. Dolce is a Christian who's been in entertainment since she was a little girl, works behind the scenes on "For the Record," is a member of Mensa, and practices Krav Maga (Israeli Martial Art). She also sings in the comedy musical group "Wolverines!" with Molotov Mitchell.

Mensa.


I don't think I really need to say anything else.


Vaidency - 2010-04-06

Wait a minute, there's a "Red Dawn" themed comedy music group featuring the guy from For the Record? I think we need a clip of them immediately.


Ghoul - 2010-04-06

You neglected to mention that she is also a fatty.


TeenerTot - 2010-04-07

I have anecdotal evidence that Mensa members are, in fact, complete retards.


charmlessman - 2010-04-06

Conservative comedy is NEVER funny.




EVER.


kwash - 2010-04-06

oh my god what an awful unbangable piece of shit


Explodotron - 2010-04-06

She fails to tell us about all the roads and schools Pharoah built whilst in power.


dead_cat - 2010-04-07

Or that there's no record of the Jews as slaves in Egypt.


Hooper_X - 2010-04-06

There's no way in fucking hell I'm watching this, but does this shitbird come anywhere near to admitting that the ancient Egyptians were black? Because that's astonishingly, uh, progressive of her.


pastorofmuppets - 2010-04-06

Best part of this is the instructions on the top about how to use the internet.


Cleaner82 - 2010-04-06

Like the Newsbusted chick she uses a patina of filters and low-res to hide all the unsightly wrinkles caused by years of scowling.


AmericanAir - 2010-04-07

Holy hell, what an annoying shit-parrot.


TeenerTot - 2010-04-07

This is awful and unfunny. Five stars!


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