wait... i'm not going to be able to see this in a theater?!

"Horny the Clown"?
"Order up a slice of horror."??
"Fast food kills."????

I watched this on Comcast On Demand, which basically means I didn't pay jack shit to watch it. Good horror flick, the lead girl is extremely sexy.

also this needs a "white people" tag, I think...

Leighton Meester ends up in her underwear about 45 minutes in. My penis gives this film and its trailer 5 stars.

I've actually met the guy who plays the clown in this. He's the same dude that plays the "fake mac" in the apple comercials.

Where's Sweet Tooth's ice cream truck?

"Even Insane Clown Posse fans would retch Faygo from their bearded maws after a partial viewing of this clown-themed porno. You may think you run with the Dark Carnival, you may think you're Down With the Clown, but when you actually see a clown go down on another clown the only thing you're going to be down with is assisted suicide. What's a Juggalo? I say ignorant to the shocking reality of clown sex."

Okay, I'm sorry, but what the fuck do you get slices of at the drive-through?

The problem to me is I never saw clowns as scary, they just look mega retarded to me. I'd rather be attacked by an evil clown than an evil soldier.