K-Tel Blitzhacker

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Cube - 2010-03-27

It was when World War II was still trendy.

RocketBlender

- 2010-03-27

These have been around for a while, in quite a few forms. The other day my chef showed me the catalog of the goods from our 'corporate approved vendors' that are ridiculously overpriced and I pointed out a stainless steel 'restaurant grade' slapchop that was only 9.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2010-03-27

Blitzhacker sounds like the name of a cartoonishly stereotypical football player.

CapnJesusHood - 2010-03-27

all rerouting the offensive coordinator's headset mic into the stadium PA system

visiting teams playbooks filling up with animated gifs

Hooper_X

- 2010-03-27

I was thinking it sounded like a mean principal or homeroom teacher from a high school comedy.

"Aw gee, Miz Blitzhacker sent me to the Principal's Office again!"

mouser

- 2010-03-27

You're confusing with "fuydgepacker".

garcet71283

- 2010-03-27

Autotune that sumbitch!

Syd Midnight

- 2010-03-27

K-Tel, known mostly for their music compilations, marketed this protoslapchop in a display of market aggression towards Ronco, Americas premier vendor of useless shit. Ron Popeil responded to the challenge by crazy gluing his head to a girder and throwing in a Pocket Fisherman as a free gift.

At least thats how I remember it

Syd Midnight - 2010-03-27

ps. "Blitzhacker" should be the name of a Third Reich military vehicle

TimbolinoBilchard

- 2010-03-27

It can also toss your salad.

Lauritz Melchior

- 2010-03-29

I would so pay .99 for one of those.

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