He's thinking about all those Japanese sailors he saw burning alive that one time in the Pacific. No one really liked Jack.

The laugh gets progressively worse as it winds down. Dear god.

I've seen this creepy doll in real life. Small world.

Oh man, 1:04: loose eyes randomly fixing on where the camera is, or something more sinister?

I don't know, after awhile it becomes infectious...haa haa oooooh hoo hoo haa haa haa haa haaa haaa Haaaa HAAAA HAAAAAA OOOH HUUUH HUUUUH HUH AHUM HOOO HOOO HAAAAAAA HAAAAA AH-HAAHAAA WOOHOOOO AHHH-HAAAHAAAA OOOOH HOOO HOOO HAAAAHAAAAA AAAAAH-HAAAHAAA HAAAAA

I can't even click the play button, I'm too creeped out by the preview image. There was a ventriloquist dummy dressed as a boyscout in one of the buildings at my college for a while, I always avoided that hallway if I could, even though it usually meant a detour of at least 2 minutes. And that thing was just stationary.

This was, by far, my favorite thing during my trip to San Francisco. At the "Musee Mecanique", there were also mechanical execution dioramas that were pretty sweet.

25 cents? When this thing was made, that would've been like a day's wages!

why do you pricks keep doing this to me

At some points, it almost sounds like it actually wants to cry.

Anyone want to explain the origin, or even reason, for these amusingly evil creations?