If this had happened to me, it would have been the polar opposite. I would have lost my toes and not have a panda carry them in. At that point my pants would have some brown in them, and not just from the Kodiak in my pocket. Wouldn't that be a grizzly sight?
I guess you need a little imagination and insight to see that the evil is in the backstory. The woman is forty-something. Grandma. Which may indicate her daughter is a teen mother. And she's drunk. At the zoo. With the grandkid. And the grandkid sees the drunk grandma get her fingers...aw forget it.