Obviously this proves Spontaneous generation. It is strange that we don't see more cases like this one where fat foods spontaneously generate a fat person.
Fat people are drawn by the seldom seen fifth force of the universe. See, there's Strong, Weak, Electromagnetic, Gravity, and Candy. Candy force is the strongest, but the most powerful. If we could control it, we could live forever and explore the stars.
I watched this just cuz there was a fat person in it. But when I first clicked on the link, I excitedly thought to myself "Ooooo Russian Fat Person", like being Russian somehow made the fat person's fate more exciting. What is wrong with me?