Evil enough, but your definition of SFW is questionable.

Whaaaaaaaa???

Excellent! Last time I was going down on my girlfriend I was thinking "Something's missing. There needs to be more sparklies!" I'm very happy that this service exists, since it will now make everything so much better.

although i popped a boner watching this the end result looked like an STD or crab infection or something.

Still I can't not 5 star such a beautiful pussy.

These people don't know what a vagina is

I don't see the connection to 9/11 other than something being destroyed.

Does the grandma vajazzle go all the way up to the belly button?

Um... I think I'm related to this lady.

I made my wife watch this and she just kept saying, "Are they fuckin serious." Over and over and over.

That's one of way of wasting some perfectly good vagina.

I'm really hoping this is some early April Fools thing.

"A short film by Gary He"

This took away both my libido and my desire for a USA trip. This is up there with the luge crash video in the regrettable watch department.

This is basically the biggest "fuck you" to feminists I can think of except for giving up the vote.

Good job, 21st century upper middle class American women with too much money and not enough self-esteem.

Let's transform the pubic mound into a diamond tipped emery board for the most abrasive sex ever.

I don't know... I think it'd be hot to pull a girls panties down and see some sparkling jewels there.

This is like those poison dart frogs that are bright red and yellow. This says "THIS THING IS DANGEROUS". Snakes would be afraid to eat her.

I thought it was permanent. LAME

Stop fucking unicorns.

No one's linked to this yet? For shame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypn436DFTUQ

I think it's kinda hot...at least the chick is, or something. I mean, I still want to do her, even with the crystals (or is because of the crystals?).

Also, I would do my nuts up like this and get mad rutty with a vajazzled chick.

I love this because it sounds like something Ray Smuckles invented.

So aside from the fact that this looks like some horrible venereal disease, how do they come off? Are you just walking around and they eventually trickle down your legs and escape out your pants? Do they get caught in the panties and give you the sensation of pebbles caught in your panties all day? Do they come off in the shower and clog up your drain?

I don't actually want to know the answer to any of these questions, but I feel they need to be verbalized.

Lil Wayne is using this to store his teeth while he's in the clink.

Five stars for George Lopez' sweaty meat face interrupting the whole thing.

What does this have to do with 9/11?