Because Link was unavailable for the show? At 4:03 I was fully expecting a "Well excuse me princess"

Cause the writers were huge Anne Rice fans and they hated that he killed sensitive, bi-curious vampires all the time.

Why is this a hundred hours long. Why did they need to abuse shitty ol' slow-mo to make it funny. Why did they need to pretend that he was saying cusses.

Those are the real questions.

Link was available on the show. He had a two parter, even.

Because if he'd been even half as awesome as he is in the games, everybody would have immediately noticed how uninteresting and stupid the main character is.

Actually, after watching that I'd have to say he's still a far more entertaining character than Captain N, or whatever his name was.

Sort of. One of the characters was a man-sized Gameboy.

This was a DIC production. Smells like Belgium.

Also they called Pit "Kid Icarus." And Mother Brain came from a planet called Metroid.

Fun Fact: Pit/Kid Icarus was voiced by Alessandro Juliani, aka Felix Gaeta from BSG.

Oh shit, and he's only like three feet tall, and his girlfriend is just a woman with a dog-nose. I had all but forgotten just how unintentionally /wonderful/ this stupid show was.