I love Jem. I love Jiz harder.

Dear "BOB!", this is wrong on SO many levels!

I can't believe that I like these.

Jizus Christ these are funny.

I can't help myself. these are far far better than they ought to be.

Jiztastic.

I could be the toilet of your dreams!

If you'd asked before I'd seen this, I'd have said no, you couldn't stretch Jiz out to 7 minutes.

I'd have been wrong at that time.

Hell yeah, abortions for all!

Money talks. Trannies walk.

"Only live things go into my pussy, and only dead things come out" is an awesome motto.

But just remember this: one day, when you least suspect it, you WILL shit on me!

I can't help myself. Stop me before I Jiz again.