Oh delicious schadenfreude, how I sop thee up with mine biscuit....

HA

The only thing that could have made this video better is a little squirt of blood. Out of the backside of the shirt.

"Why in the hell did he upload this?" really needs to be a tag, and probably a category.

It's too bad he didn't cry out for his mom, too.

He sounds so confident. And then the whining starts.

Did it burn or did he get shocked?