Here you go:

http://kotaku.com/163714/cool-knit-katamari-damacy

Dang it! Now the page isn't found. Durned Etsy!

Try this one: http://amysbabies.wordpress.com/magnetic-katamari-pattern/

You know how I know your gay?

yeah, i do

while you were typing those words my balls were on your chin

nah... I'm not that good a touch-typist. Plus how would I read your original response? Logistically this scenario is impossible.
Also, I knew you were gay because you got your juices flowing so hard over this video that you needed to request a pattern so you could knit it yourself. You want to knit the little asian girl's magnet ball.

logistics be damned, despite it all, we made it work!

High fives, and clean your lips off!

god' it's all over your face

Car-fucker

ladies and gentlemen - tha sugar rain

You stole my word!